Eight‐year old boy, barely audibly: Do you have any kid’s shoes?
Middle aged clerk: Do I have sex? (pause) Well…
Eight‐year old boy, slightly more audibly: Naw, do you have any kid’s shoes?
Middle aged clerk: Kids? Yes. I’ve got one 24 and one 19. I know they’re not really kids, but they still seem like it to me.
Eight‐year‐old boy: Naw, naw! (loudly) I said “do you have any kid’s shoes?”
–Shoe Store, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Eremi
