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ZZ Top: She's Got Legumes, She Knows How to Use 'em!

Friend #1: It smells like green beans on this train!
Friend #2: Your mom smells like green beans.
Friend #1: (pauses) I know.

–F Train

  • Posted on October 24, 2014
  • Comebacks, Compare/Contrast, Food, Friends, On the Subway, Parents, Public Transportation, Scents of the City, Sensory Experiences
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