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And Quit Brandishing That Anal Probe

[A Girl is running ahead of her mom and yelling.]Mom: Get back here!
[Girl continues her rowdy behavior.]Little girl: No! Ahhhhh!
Mom: Stop yelling like that! You’re going to scare the humans.

–59th & Lex

  • Posted on April 29, 2008
  • Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Parents, Should've Used a Condom, Upper East Side, Words
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