Chick: Is that Broadway? I think it is. I can’t see.
Burly guy: Yeah. Didn’t you put your contacts in?
Chick: No. I haven’t bought new ones yet.
Burly guy: Jesus, Jen! You’ll buy boobs but you won’t buy contacts?
Chick: What’s more important: contacts or boobs?
–Union Square
Overheard by: Erica
Arguably redeemable patient: What is the fee for breast implants?
Secretary: $1100
Arguably redeemable patient: $1100? Does that include, like, installation?
–NY Presbyterian Hospital, E 68th St
Overheard by: Johnny Drama
Suit #1: It just feels…weird.
Suit #2: Spongy.
Suit #1: Yeah.
–19th & 5th
Overheard by: I don’t even want to know
