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He’s Got Jungle Fever

Chinese food lady in Chinese take-out restaurant: Duck sauce, soy sauce?
Mr Clean-looking guy: Uhh Uhh… [Scratches shiny head.] I dunno, the Black sauce.

–Flushing, Queens

  • Posted on April 3, 2008
  • Chinese, Customers, Default, Ethnic Food, Offers and requests, Queens, Questions, Restaurants & Cafes, Waitresses, Wishes & desires, Women, Words
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