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I Was on a Lot of Drugs in Grade School

Customer to punk teenage girl behind counter: I’d like a dozen rolls, please.
Punk teenage girl: A dozen… What’s that, like twenty?

–Delicatessen, Park Place

  • Posted on July 20, 2008
  • Customers, Default, Delis, Girls, Stupidity, Teens, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport, Weirdness, Words
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