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If I Recall Correctly, You Paid That Debt.

Ratty old white man: I don't owe you nothin'.
Dirty old black woman: You owe me a solid two hundred.
Ratty old white man: A solid dick in the ass, maybe.

–Central Park

Overheard by: DKF

  • Posted on September 21, 2010
  • Ass, Backdoor, Black People, Central Park, Comebacks, Money & Class, Old People, Parks, Penis, White People
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