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In Perfect Penmanship, on Crisp Notecards

Girl: Thank you.
Guy: For what?
Girl: For being you.
Guy: Can't you be more specific? I thank you for sex.

–24rd St & 3rd Ave

  • Posted on September 1, 2014
  • Compare/Contrast, Default, Girls, Love, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Sex
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