Midwestern tourist girl #1: Hey, did I show you my new promise ring?
Midwestern tourist girl #2: Yeah, you did…Wait a minute. This one looks different. Omigod, did someone deflower you?!
–Baggage claim, LaGuardia Airport
Overheard by: jujumac
Midwestern tourist girl #1: Hey, did I show you my new promise ring?
Midwestern tourist girl #2: Yeah, you did…Wait a minute. This one looks different. Omigod, did someone deflower you?!
–Baggage claim, LaGuardia Airport
Overheard by: jujumac
Stewardess on intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, we know it’s hot. We’re hoping to have you underway as soon as we can. In the meantime, if you’ll reach into the seat pocket in front of you and remove the safety information card, you’ll find that it makes a nice fan.
–Airtran plane, LaGuardia
Overheard by: Seat 16A
Girl #1: I have a question.
Girl #2: What is it?
Girl #1: Skipping makes you lose weight right?
Girl #2: Yeah….
Girl #1: Does that mean skipping backward makes you gain weight?
Girl #2: God, you’re a dumbass.
–Flushing
