Hipster boy: My dad is really well traveled. He’s gone all over the world.
Girl: Really? Where to?
Hipster boy: Oh, lots of places, like Chicago, Des Moines and Los Angeles!
–LaGuardia Tarmac
Overheard by: seat 13c
Hipster boy: My dad is really well traveled. He’s gone all over the world.
Girl: Really? Where to?
Hipster boy: Oh, lots of places, like Chicago, Des Moines and Los Angeles!
–LaGuardia Tarmac
Overheard by: seat 13c
Midwestern tourist girl #1: Hey, did I show you my new promise ring?
Midwestern tourist girl #2: Yeah, you did…Wait a minute. This one looks different. Omigod, did someone deflower you?!
–Baggage claim, LaGuardia Airport
Overheard by: jujumac
Stewardess on intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, we know it’s hot. We’re hoping to have you underway as soon as we can. In the meantime, if you’ll reach into the seat pocket in front of you and remove the safety information card, you’ll find that it makes a nice fan.
–Airtran plane, LaGuardia
Overheard by: Seat 16A
