Nick Lachey

Now Serving: Miss Modular

A DJ who has gotten too big for her britches finishes playing a Rubber Rodeo song.

Indie guy: Great song. So…you’ve got my info?
Miss DJ: Yes. I have your e-mail. We’ll be in touch.
Mr Bartender: If you’re going to be in touch with that boy, can I watch?

—Mondo, Bar 169

Posted on July 18, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Hipsters, Kink, Nick Lachey, Pick-up Lines

Might Be the Only Exciting Thing About Jessica

Queer #1: Whatcha reading?
Queer #2: Jessica Simpson’s suing someone.
Queer #3: Let me see.

Queer #2 passes over a folder.

Queer #1: What? No pictures?
Queer #2: It’s a lawsuit; there are no pictures in a lawsuit.

–Hampton Jitney

Overheard by: Todd

Posted on August 8, 2006
A-List, About Celebrities, Celebrities, Lawsuits, Nick Lachey, People, Queer guys, Queers, Stupidity