Now Are You Gonna Order or Do You Wanna Fuck With Me Some More?

Customer: Can I get an eggplant and mozzarella sandwich?
Employee: We outta eggs.
Customer: No, not eggs… Eggplant.
Employee: We outta eggs.
Customer: But eggplant and eggs are two entirely different things…
Employee, winking: The customer is always right.

–Au Bon Pain, Greenwich Village

Overheard by: Caelster