Girl to nun asking for money: No, thank you sweetie.
Nun: Huh! Must be that wig you got on.
Girl: Excuse me… What did you just say?
Nun: Don't disrespect me!
Girl: Are you kidding me? I don't have to give you anything! Who are you to make a comment about my hair!?

–Bryant Park

Nun: A donation please for St. Francis? (stretches out her hand with a silver plate)
Woman: I'm sorry.
Nun: Yeah, ya look it.

–Union Square Holiday Market

Overheard by: stacey

Nun #1: Can you believe that?
Nun #2: Oh my god, no!

–34th & 6th

Overheard by: stef