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Or Was That Mustard?

Lady: I’m lactose intolerant!
Waitress: Then why are you putting butter on your bread?
Lady: I didn’t know butter was dairy! I thought it came from eggs!

–Veselka, E 9th & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Katznik

  • Posted on June 1, 2023
  • Default, Food, Health and Hygiene, Questions, Restaurants & Cafes, Stupidity, Union Square and East Village, Waitresses, Weirdness, Women
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