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…Since My Hand's Already on Your Ass.

Guy to friend: Are you gay, man?
Friend: I'm not fucking gay, I just want to hold your fucking hand!
Hobo: I'll hold your hand, buddy.

–2nd Ave & 11th St

Overheard by: Just wanted a milkshake…

  • Posted on October 4, 2014
  • Friends, Gays and Lesbians, Guys, Hobos, Insults, Questions, Sexuality, Union Square and East Village, Weirdness
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