Solve Their Riddle, and They Will Provide a Sherpa to Take You the Rest Of the Way

Tourist kid to random guy: Do you know where St. Mark's is?
Random guy: You see that spinny cube?
Tourist kid: Yeah.
Random guy: And do you see that clump of punk rock Midwesterners?
Tourist kid: No.
Random guy: Well, you're gonna.

–Astor Place