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The City Has a Two-Pack Minimum

Well-dressed young black guy: Excuse me sir, do you happen to have a cigarette?
Surfer guy: Motherfucker, you’re in New York City. Of course I have a cigarette.

–13th & Broadway

Overheard by: rpk

  • Posted on June 14, 2023
  • Ahhh! Real New Yorkers, Black People, Default, Guys, Offers and requests, Only in New York, Questions, Smokers & Smoking, Smoking, Union Square and East Village
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