Translation: “That Bathroom Better Have a Window Big Enough to Fit Me”

Guy to date: Well, when it’s like when I’m on a roadtrip, even if I need to pee, I don’t, I force myself to keep it in, it’s like a control thing. Totally about power. [Date gets up to go to the bathroom.] Hurry back! I want to tell you more!
Date: Yeah, it’s really… Powerful.

–Soup’N’Burger, Broadway & Astor

Overheard by: rpk