Wednesday One‐liners: Genitals Edition

Engineer: Unlike you, I am not always thinking about cock!

–Midtown office

Overheard by: Randy Locklair

Blonde Teen: No. Like it’s hairy. Like really hairy. Like I‑have‐to‐trim‐it hairy.

–3rd Ave & 11th St.

Overheard by: D O double