Frat boy on cell: Call me when you get done with your fondue party. I don’t care if it wasn’t your idea. That doesn’t make it right!
–12th St & 5th Ave
Geeky Columbia freshman: Yeah, we held a Sexyback Party… You know, it was themed like Justin Timberlake. It was a pretty cool concept.
–Downtown 1 Train
Overheard by: pumpkin
College chick: Any party that you have to lube up your hand to get into just isn’t worth it.
–Christopher St
Bimbette: Because, really, what good is throwing a porn party if you can’t get drunk enough to disregard your butt?
–Harlem
Overheard by: Argopelter