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Yeah, My Long-Term Goal Is a Solid-Gold Shroud

Daughter: This is a really nice dress for my first wedding, no?
Mother: Well, for the next one you will have more money, so you can get something even nicer.

–77th & Madison

  • Posted on July 18, 2008
  • Clothing, Compare/Contrast, Default, Girls, Marriage, Moms, Money & Class, Questions, Upper East Side, Weirdness
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