You Are the Play-Doh Fun Factory of Vomit

Hardhat #1, feigning retching: Bleaahhhhhh!
Hardhat #2, laughing: Yeah, but truth be told, ain’t no one throw up as smooth as I do. Do you know anyone smoother?
Hardhat #1: You right, you do throw up smooth.

–Construction Site, 86th & 3rd

Overheard by: Barry