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Any Alley Will Do

Drunk queer #1: Hey, let’s get some food!
Drunk queer #2: I don’t have any money!
Drunk queer #1: That’s alright. Papi will pay…if you nibble his foreskin!
Drunk queer #2: Alright. Where do you wanna go?

–17th & 5th

  • Posted on October 17, 2006
  • BJs, Drunks, Food, Manhattan, Money & Class, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Penis, Private Parts, Queer guys, Queers, Sex
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