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Believe Me, He Would Know

Guy #1: Hey…Sam?
Guy #2: No…Sam’s my brother.
Guy #1: Oh…sorry. Dude, you look just like him.
Guy #2: Well, we’re brothers.
Guy #1: Me and my brother don’t look anything alike.
Guy #2: Huh. Guess your mother was a whore.

–37th & 3rd

  • Posted on May 17, 2021
  • Comebacks, Compare/Contrast, Default, Family Ties, Guys, Insults, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Physical appearance, Prostitution, Violence, Weirdness
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