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Don't Judge Me. Bitch

Little girl with cotton candy to lonely goth girl sitting on a curb: Look! I have cotton candy! See? (shoves it in her face)
Goth girl: Oh…good?
Mother: Ha, ha! Like you care!

–St. Mark's Place

  • Posted on January 29, 2015
  • Compare/Contrast, Compliments, Default, Food, Girls, Goths, Kids, Moms, The Village, Weirdness
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