Bartender dude: You gave up?
Guy: Yeah.
Bartender dude: I never give up. Even if I know I’m gonna lose, I’ll take you down with me.
Girl: A war of attrition.
Bartender dude: No, more like 69.
–Patio Lounge, Park Slope
Bartender dude: You gave up?
Guy: Yeah.
Bartender dude: I never give up. Even if I know I’m gonna lose, I’ll take you down with me.
Girl: A war of attrition.
Bartender dude: No, more like 69.
–Patio Lounge, Park Slope
Girl: Ginger is what pussy would look like if it was sliced.
–Sako Sushi, Amsterdam Avenue
Overheard by: Joanna Kim
Girl: What is that?
Guy #1: Tuna.
Girl: Tuna with what?
Guy #2: Tuna with delicious.
–Sushi Seki, 1st Avenue
Overheard by: KMR
