Guy #1: Hey, check her out, she’s so hot.
Guy #2: Eh, she’s decent.
Guy #1: I’d do her
Guy #2: I’d tap her, but not too hard.
–25th & Lexington
Overheard by: Eugene Lee
Teen girl: I wouldn’t call me bi but more curious. Nut when I was fooling around with her I thought to myself, “I’d definitely do this again.”
–1 train
Overheard by: Mike Smith
