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She’s Been Listening to the New Stern Show

Old lady: Please stop!
Conductor: I didn’t see you.

The train pulls away.

Old lady: Fuckhead.

–23rd Street F station

  • Posted on January 3, 2015
  • Anger Management, Conductors, Etiquette, Old People, On the Subway, One-liners, Only in New York, Subway stations, platforms, etc., Terrorism, Travel, Women
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