The 21^st Century Equivalent Of “I Bite My Thumb at You, Sir”

13‐year‐old skateboarder to friends: Suck my dick!
Friend #1: I like you, you’re my friend, and I’ll invite you to my birthday party, but I won’t suck your dick.
Friend #2: You provoke me with your boner.

–A Train

Overheard by: devon