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The Original Playa

Old woman: Did you see this play?
Old man: Yes.
Old woman: Well, do you know who the father of the baby is?
Old man: Well, I know it wasn’t me.

–59th & Park

  • Posted on June 18, 2024
  • Babies, Dads, Kids, Lower East Side, Manhattan, Men, Old People, Parents, People, Places, Theater & Dance, Topics, Women
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