Preppy girl: So, like, Salman Rushdie had to move to America because that guy issued this fatwa thing against him.
Hipster guy: You mean the Ayatollah?
Preppy girl: I think it’s pronounced “aya‐toy‑a.“
Hipster guy: Ummm…Yeah, if he were Spanish!
Overheard by: not an Ivy‐Leaguer