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Wednesday One-liners Are Killer

Old lady: Where’s the yellow incense for the dead people?

–Titan Foods, LIC

Overheard by: Evan C. Kirchmer

  • Posted on February 8, 2006
  • Death, Hipsters, Hobos, Manhattan, Old People, On Cell, On the Bus, On the Subway, One-liners, Park Slope, People, Staten Island Ferry, Teens
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