Woman: I mean, I don’t want to break up with him, but I just don’t think I can date an amputee.
–Hungarian Pastry Shop, Amsterdam Avenue
Overheard by: Jeff Julian
Woman: I mean, I don’t want to break up with him, but I just don’t think I can date an amputee.
–Hungarian Pastry Shop, Amsterdam Avenue
Overheard by: Jeff Julian
Chick #1: Excuse me, ma’am, but would you mind moving your bag so that my son and I could sit next to each other?
Chick #2: Honestly? I just don’t feel like going through the motions right now.
–6 train
Overheard by: Anne O.
Teen girl #1: You ever watched My Super Sweet 16?
Teen girl #2: Yeah. Don’t you just hate those snobby rude girls?
Teen girl #1: No, it’s kinda cool how they can be rude to their parents and get away with it.
–Bx12 bus
