Unattractive girl #1: She was so ugly. I mean like Staten Island ugly.
Unattractive girl #2: I think those people are around to balance out the ridiculously attractive people in Manhattan.
–Uptown 1st Ave bus
Overheard by: amf
Unattractive girl #1: She was so ugly. I mean like Staten Island ugly.
Unattractive girl #2: I think those people are around to balance out the ridiculously attractive people in Manhattan.
–Uptown 1st Ave bus
Overheard by: amf
Woman: You know how the Germans continue to punish the Jews? They date them.
–6th St & 2nd Ave
Store woman: It’s so cold in here.
Store man: It’s really not so bad.
Store woman: Well, not all of us have a protective layer of blubber to keep us warm in the winter.
–Starbucks, 60th & Broadway
Girl #1: Can you believe her? It drives me nuts!
Girl #2: Do you remember back when you were 17? You were just as bad.
Girl #1: No, I wasn’t. I didn’t walk around saying I was that hot. I may have been bad about other things, but I didn’t say I was God’s gift to everyone.
Girl #2: You were the most conceited person I knew.
Girl #1: Was not. And what the fuck do you have to bring that up and throw it in my face for? God…Forget it, I am not helping you with your Green Card.
–Queens Center Mall
Girl #1: Wow, your outfits are so cool.
Girl #2: Thanks!
Girl #1: Do you have any more glow bracelets?
Girl #2: Yeah, a lot
Girl #1: Can I have one?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Oh…So before when I said your outfits were cool: I was totally lying.
–Joshua Tree ladies’ room, 3rd Avenue
Overheard by: e jack
Girl #1: Remember when we would go out, make up stories and fake names?
Girl #2: Yeah, that was fun.
Girl #1: We really need to lie more.
–6 train
McGuy: Hey, hey, watch your step!
Woman #1: …Hey, that guy just told you not to step in that.
Woman #2: Oops! Oh, but who pays attention to Mexicans in restaurants?
–McDonalds, Manhattan Mall
Chick: I can’t apologize for being a bitch…because, like, then I wouldn’t be a bitch.
–23rd & Lexington
Promoter guy: Do you guys like comedy?
Girl #1: We hate laughter.
Girl #2: Sunshine and happiness too.
–Union Square
Woman: I mean, I don’t want to break up with him, but I just don’t think I can date an amputee.
–Hungarian Pastry Shop, Amsterdam Avenue
Overheard by: Jeff Julian
