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Every Wednesday One-Liner Is Sacred

Girl: I mean, I never want to get married. Like… never. But I really want babies. So I guess I’m just going to have a bastard.

–Marquet Cafe, 15 East 12th St

Overheard by: Grace

  • Posted on May 10, 2006
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