Queer guys

Bridge v. Tunnel

Woman: Do your gay thing and get us up ahead of this line full of teenage girls!
Queer: All right! “Girl…I need to get me a t-shirt! Move this Long Island trash outta my way!”
Teen girl: Please! Whateva Jersey!
Woman: Oh my god! She knew you were from Jersey!

–Madison Square Garden

Overheard by: J.Mo

Posted on November 25, 2005
Madison Square Garden, Only in New York, Queer guys, Teens, Women

He Must Have Been Following Orders

Queer: What? Are you calling me a nerd? Do I look like I pay attention in class? I got a D+ so in your face, bitch! Oh, guess who I fucked last night?
Girl: Could you say that any louder? Who?
Queer: Myself.

–Hunter West Building, 68th & Lexington

Overheard by: Collegiate Cutie

Posted on November 25, 2005
Fag Hags, Masturbation, Queer guys, School, Upper East Side