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Put Some Pants on That Bird, Quick

Queer #1: Oh, no, no, I don’t like that one, find a Puerto Rican one!
Queer #2: I think this is going to be my wallpaper.
Bartender guy: Are you guys downloading porn?
Queer #2: Oh my god, a new Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks just came out!

–Red, Fulton Street

Posted on November 13, 2005
Bartenders, Porn, Queer guys

Handjobs Are Kind of a Gray Area

A woman at the next table is eating kielbasa with cole slaw.

Queer: Ew, that is so gross!
Woman: Do you want to know what’s gross? Sucking on someone’s cock that has just been in your ass.

–Veselka, 2nd Avenue

Posted on November 11, 2005
Ass, Backdoor, BJs, Gays and Lesbians, Penis, Queer guys, Restaurants & Cafes