Student: I feel like I’m drunk. Like when I was six.
–Middle School Dance, Spanish Harlem
Six‐year‐old girl: I drank beer once and I went crazy!
–Central Park
Dad, about his young son who has just run face‐first into a chair: Don’t worry about him, he’s just drunk.
–Indian Road Cafe, Inwood
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Five‐year‐old boy: Next stop, wine store!
–University & 9th St
