Suit: Ladies and gentlemen, I have a financially stable family with two children. I just played fourteen holes at the country club and would kill for an iced cappuccino. Please give me some money.
–1 Train
Man, about two women passing: Fellas, you can’t let them get away! If you do, they’ll turn into a cup of coffee and a buttered roll!
–Bleecker & 11th
Toothless bum: Hey man, can I get two dollars so I can get myself a Cappuccino?
–B Train
Overheard by: Comack
Seven-year-old boy: Mom, I want to take a picture of Starbucks!
–42nd & Broadway
