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Wednesday One-liners on Fad Diets

Fruit stand guy: Too much papaya! Too much marijuana! Too much cocaine!

–Dean & Court, Cobble Hill

Overheard by: Zach

Asian girl: You’re not following the diet plan! It’s either junk food or no food!

–Stuyvesant High School

  • Posted on June 19, 2018
  • Asians, Brooklyn, Drugs, Fast Times at New York High, Food, Health and Hygiene, Junk Food & Fast Food, Manhattan, One-liners, Stuyvesant, Teens, Vendors & Street Performers, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport
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