Little girl to mother: I don’t wanna be a lawyer anymore, when I grow up I wanna be a cat!
–Chelsea
Woman to friend: I mean, he’s just so anti‐social! He has like 19 cats!
–Lafayette & Prince
Girl to friend: My cat is a flaming homosexual.
–34th & 5th
Girl: And so she says, “let’s follow the cat!” So we do, and the cat leads us to a pile of heroin!
–Cafeteria, Barnard College
