Frat boy #1: I already jacked off three times today!
Frat boy #2: Sweet! That’s what I’m going to do as soon as I finish this test.
Frat boy #1: Maybe I should just go rub one out in the bathroom now… [He leaves the room.]
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html
Overheard by: Maxwell
Guy #1: Dude, I’m really embarrassed. Last night I peed in her roommate’s closet.
Guy #2: Hall of fame! That’s hall of fame material!
http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/just-what-hall-are-we-discussing.html
Dude #1: My urine is probably clearer than the water coming out of the shower. My penis is like a Brita, right?
Dude #2: Yeah.
Dude #1: So I’m practically peeing holy water.
Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York
Overheard by: Nik
Dude: Tell your sister I won’t sleep with her if she shaves her pubic hair. That shit is like the golden fleece, yo.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/and-so-rumpelstiltskin-signed-to-defjam.html
Overheard by: Angie
Guy: Dude, that is your belly.
http://nimbleit.21publish.com/OverheardUtah/archive/2006/08/04/g8433gkfpbil.htm/
Frat boy: Your nipples totally saved my life tonight. Thank you for that.
Star Market
Honolulu, Hawaii
Bro #1: So, how did the fight start?
Bro #2: Who knows, something about some guy's girlfriend getting pissed on.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434074735/again-4.html
Overheard by: looks like R. Kelly is making his rounds.
Sorostitute, about bender: So what time does it start?
Frat boy: I've set my alarm for 9 am. We'll start then. We've got two kegs in and two cases of tequila.
Sorostitute: I'm such a lightweight. I'll probably be passed out by 11. My roommate said “please don't die. If you die, call me.”
Penn State University
Bro: We don't put shaving cream on our dicks, we put it on our faces.
Illinois State University
Overheard by: Eddy
College guy, shouting out window: She makes me jealous. She's so hot!
Friend, mumbling: 48-pack!
Bloomington, Indiana
Overheard by: Rachel S.
