Guys

That’s a Really Offensive Thing to Call Splash

Guy #1: Excuse me, I’m sorry to interrupt but can I ask you for a favor?
guy #2: Uh, sure.
Guy #1: I’m trying to raise $2 to buy a forty, can you help me out?
Guy #2: A forty? Uh, I have an orange if you want.
Guy #1: Nah, I live in front of a fruit stand.

–8th Street between 1st & 2nd

Overheard by: E Martinez

Posted on October 28, 2005
Drinking & Drunk People, Guys, Hobos, Street, The Village

That’s Not Why He’s Always Cleaning Himself

Teen boy: My puppy is probably going to die soon.
Teen girl: Aw, when?
Teen boy: Probably by next September, he’ll be a corpse.
Teen girl: Wait, why?
Teen boy: He has obsessive-compulsive disorder.

–Central Park

Posted on October 28, 2005
Central Park, Death, Girls, Guys, Psychology, Stupidity, Teens, We Love Our Pets