Suit: Can you move a little?
Teen girl: I can’t. My hair’s stuck in the door.
Suit: Oh. That’s a good reason. Okay.

–L train

A black HS girl pushes her way past a white yuppie to get off the train.

Yuppie: Whoa, slow down, Boniva!
Girl: Shut the fuck up, Opie!

–L train