Bubblehead: Well, it’s inhumane. I don’t think they should keep them in cages… The, you know, what-do-they-call-em… kinky Jews.
Frat boy: Dumbass, they’re kinkajous. It’s a small, monkey-like animal, not a person.
Bubblehead: Oh. That’s different, then.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/let-them-control-world-or-theyll-throw.html
Overheard by: crankyprof
Old lady in return line at Wal-Mart: Where are the adult-sized EZ-Bake ovens?
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/07/you-know-ones-with-90-watt-lightbulbs.html
Overheard by: big momma
Guy with hair down to waist and death metal t-shirt: I really enjoy eating animals that have the ability to eat humans.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/feeling-is-mutual-im-sure.html
Overheard by: horrified zoo-enthusiast
Guy on phone: So, wait — if he put it in yo’ butt that mean the baby gon’ come out yo’ ass?
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/happy-mothers-day.html
Overheard by: flash
Old lady: Nah, he stopped drinking. Now he’s just high on the ecstasy… and a little bit of crack.
57 bus
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/next-stoptobacco.html
Overheard by: pretend I didn’t really hear that
Guy: Yo, Jimmy*! You’re doing a great job!
Jimmy, backing a U-Haul out of a tiny alley: I’m totally drunk!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/thank-g-d-for-aa.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Chick in stall, after biochemistry exam: Thank god that’s over. Now I can finally take a shower.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/collegethe-sights-sounds-smells.html
Overheard by: a [clean] student
Black woman #1: Did you suck your thumb growin’ up?
Black woman #2: No, I don’t think so.
Black woman #1: I did. Thumb suckers give the best blowjobs, you know.
Black man: Really?
Black woman #1 : Yeah. Once I was at a party with a friend, and we hooked up with a guy. Well… we went off together and had a test, if… you know what I mean… and he said I was the best — way better than my friend.
Black man: I’d like to try that test.
Mkt Frankford El subway stop
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/see-freud-was-right.html
Overheard by: b&n guy
White girl on cell: But we couldn’t tell if he’s a pirate…
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/
Boyfriend: Damn, bitch! Yo’ braces just nicked my lip!
Girlfriend: Well, I don’t hear you complaining they be nickin’ yo’ dick when I be suckin’ you off!
Boyfriend: Damn, bitch! You is hot!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/s-starts-really-early-these-days.html
Overheard by: ouch!
