Seven-year-old: The devil may be Jewish… The devil may be Jewish!
Father: Quiet, please.
–181st & Haven
Overheard by: Ben Moore
Seven-year-old: The devil may be Jewish… The devil may be Jewish!
Father: Quiet, please.
–181st & Haven
Overheard by: Ben Moore
Student: Now I don’t know if this is something I thought of or if Satan said it.
Professor: Actually I said it last class.
–Columbia lit class
Overheard by: I can see why you were confused
Old guy on cell: I don’t know, thinking about going to the movies. Maybe I’ll see The Devil in Miss Prada.
–Mcburney YMCA, W 14th St
Girl: Yeah I sold my soul to the devil. I was like, “Hey, devil, can I sell you my soul?” And he was like, “Okay.”
–Stuyvesant High School
Overheard by: Natasha
Queer: And, futhermore, we all know that the Devil does not wear Prada. He wears flame-retardant knock-offs from Target.
–Chelsea
Man on cell: Yeah, his jokes are going to backfire and bite him in the ass. I’m going to plant the seed because I am the devil.
–50th & 9th
Overheard by: Sofiya
