Trannies

Biotech #1: I hate her, she’s so ugly.
Biotech #2: She’s a drag queen.

–Trump Atrium Party, 5th Ave between 56th & 57th

Overheard by: Tim

Guy #1: So I said to her, ‘Are you a him or a her?’
Guy #2: And she said?
Guy #1: Well, I guess she started taking the hormones already so she said she was a she.
Guy #2: Ok…
Guy #1: I mean I told her I didn’t care, I just wanted to know which personal pronoun to use if I have to introduce her to someone.
Guy #2: Makes sense. How does she identify herself?
Guy #1: I asked her that. She said she is butch masculine. Whatever that means.

–22nd and 7th

Little boy, looking at transvestite: Daddy, is that a boy or a girl?
Dad: It’s a boy.
Little boy: But boys don’t wear dresses!
Transvestite: Child, you got a lot to learn.

–Bleecker St

Overheard by: Jeremy