Wednesday One‐Liners Accept All Seven Genders

Bus driver, to guy entering bus: Sorry, ladies only.

–45^th & 5^th

Overheard by: Jobee

Tranny: Girl, you gotta keep that penis.

–Midtown

Chick on cell: I like the idea of having a penis.

–Harlem

Overheard by: hott bi luvr

Woman: Unless they’re gay, in which case you should just pretend I said men instead of girls. But it’s all still true.

–47^th & 8^th

Man on cell: Everyone is asking me if I’m a lesbian this week. What is that about?

–Christopher & Bedford

Overheard by: staso

Woman to co‐worker: So he has all girls as daughters.

–225 Broadway, 4^th floor

Overheard by: Jennifer

Queer: God, I either need to fuck a boy or a trannie tonight!

–13^th & Broadway

Overheard by: liza

Posted on May 22, 2023
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Wednesday XXX‐Liners

Overly flamboyant gay guy on phone: There is no way he can put himself through law school doing hardcore gay porn!

–Soho

Overheard by: Anastassia

Gay boy to another: Pornstars make good money.

–L Train

Girl: He wants to make money, but all his plans involve me being in porn. You know how long it takes to make a $1000 in porn? Three months!

–Destination Bar, 13^th & Ave A

Overheard by: erkala

Heavyset dude to chick watching the Olympics: So I was watching curling porn the other day…

–Lucky Jack’s bar, Orchard St.

Overheard by: Ladle

Guy to friend: I saw that girl in a porn video last night. She has a cock.

–William & Cedar

Overheard by: Laura

Posted on June 25, 2022
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You’re Not a Real New Yorker ‘Til You’ve Been Reprimanded by a Tranny

Toddler, screaming: Eeeeeeaaaaaeeeeeeaaaaeeeeeeee.
Tranny woman: Oh my gawd, you so need to win American Idol!
Toddler: …

–F Train

Overheard by: Faye

Posted on November 24, 2021
Kids, On the Subway, Trannies, TV, Women

The Rocky Horror Wednesday One‐Liner Show

Old lady to grad student son: Hmmm, I never thought of it before, but pre‐op transsexuals are like ABDs!

–98^th & Broadway

Overheard by: Kobayashi

Hipster: This is New York! You’d think I could have a sex change and everyone would be okay with it!

–3^rd & Lex

Overheard by: West Coast Courtney

Guy: So, let me get this straight — she was a fine‐ass chick that looked like a dude that wasn’t a fine‐ass chick, because she looked like a dude?

–Court St & Atlantic Ave

20‐ish chick: I can’t believe how selfish she is. I mean, why wouldn’t she share her tranny?

–Brooklyn Burger Bar

Fat Italian guy in velvet running suit: Everybody fucks… We all fuck… But did she have to fuck a guy with tits?!

–Little Italy

Overheard by: Frank C.

Man: You’re right — I thought I was the only one that thought that the skinny little woman from Sex and the City and Jennifer Aniston look like trannies.

–Chambers St & W Broadway

Overheard by: sonny

Female student: Who would have expected that they would play the ‘Your dead brother is actually a woman’ card?

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Matthew

Posted on August 6, 2021
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…Or a Trannie in the Present One

Girl #1: Wow, you have no problem talking to those guys at the bar like a guy.
Girl #2: Yeah, I know. I must have been a guy in a past life.

–74^th & 1^st

Overheard by: Megan C.

Posted on May 13, 2021
Girls, Philosophy, Trannies, Upper East Side

Now’s the Time to Clarify These Things

Guido: I like my women a little more, shall we say, feminine.
Trannie: Yeah, I’ve got balls.

–LIRR, 6 AM

Overheard by: eileen

Posted on January 11, 2020
Body Parts, Guidos, Penis, People, Pick-up Lines, Places, Private Parts, Sex & Relationships, Trains Not Subway, Trannies

That’s the Last Catholic Christening We’ll Be Attending

Guy (surprised): But there was no mangina there!
Girl (equally surprised): Yeah! There was nobody wearing any strap‐on parts at all! I was disappointed.

–Pete’s Candy Store, Williamsburg

Posted on July 7, 2018
Body Parts, Celebrations/Parties, Clothing, Default, Girls, Grocery Stores, Guys, Trannies, Williamsburg

Are You Reading Off… an Index Card?

Dude: Hey, good to see you, what’s new?
Goth tranny: Oh, not much. In a new band, we’re looking for a bassist, we have a show on Saturday, my apartment sucks, Joe quit, been trying to lose weight, I need a haircut, it’s my birthday next week, and I’ve been playing World of Warcraft. What about you?

–Halloween Adventure, 11^th & 4^th Ave

Overheard by: Kate Melvin