Crazies

Crazy man: Psychology that! You know how to fuck the devil, but you don’t know how to use your fuckin’ mind!

–St. Marks Place

Overheard by: Leela Corman

A couple walks by holding hands, a tall man and a short woman.

Chick: What’s with the Wookie-Ewok love?
Guy: Dude, that’s harsh.

–13th & University

Girl: You know her, she’s making stuff up again!
Crazy woman: Hey! Did you just call me Chewbacca?

–1 train

Overheard by: poptart

Crazy woman: Get out of my way Andrea!
Guy: Wow, I didn’t know my name was Andrea; maybe I should grow my hair out so I at least look the part.

–Fairway, 74th & Broadway

Crazy guy: Hey! How are you?
Lady: Hello.
Crazy guy: This is my Ethiopian friend, we are going to get Osama!

–81st & Columbus

Crazy lady: You some kinda rabbi or something? What are you?
Uncrazy chick: What?
Crazy lady: What ethnicity are you?
Uncrazy chick: Uh, Mormon.
Crazy lady: Woman?

–98th & West End

Overheard by: Rose Fox