50-something white-haired British guy: I know you!
Stranger: No sir, we haven't met.
50-something white-haired British guy: I remember you from before!
Stranger: I'm sorry sir, I just don't remember you.
50-something white-haired British guy: I was there too! We were both knights of Templar! You were Mary Magdalene's personal guard… How have you been all these years!?
Grand Canyon
Arizona
Overheard by: J
Weird guy: Did you guys have fun last night?
Weirder guy: Oh, yeah. She jerked me off. But I'm allergic to latex, so she used neoprene gloves from the lab where she works.
Weird guy: Niiiice.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: That sounds so unpleasant.
Crazy lady with fanny pack, after hearing “Emotion” by the Bee Gees on loudspeaker: Love is not an emotion!
Wal-Mart
Oakdale, Louisiana
Overheard by: Vicky
Lady: Our cat used to jump up and pee on the stove. You can only imagine the smell of cooked urine.
Vet’s office
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-love-smell-of-hot-urine-on-cool.html
Overheard by: hortense
Girl: I save Soviet Jews. I win valuable prizes!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/spam-irl.html
Overheard by:
Genius: … And that’s how I know Jesus is crazy.
Amherst, Massachusetts
Crazy guy looking at reflection in store window: Man, what the fuck you lookin’ at?
Massachusetts Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Dan
Crazy, overweight French prof: Ma boîte est dans un endroit très triste.
Student: Your box is in a sad place?
Crazy, overweight french prof: Oui, but which box?
Student: (giggles)
Crazy, overweight French prof: Box is another word for office!
Simon Fraser University
Canadia
Overheard by: so that's what they're calling it these days
Crazy woman on cell: Do you want that pretty rug that I found at your aunt's house? I found out why it smells like piss.
Beloit, Wisconsin
Man, hitting himself in the head with cell phone: I'm not giving you your fuckin' phone back until you fuckin' go to your fuckin' psychiatrist and take your fuckin' pills!
Woman: Give me my phone.
Man: I'll smash your phone on my head!
Woman: Give me my phone!
Man: Go to your fuckin' psychiatrist! Get your fuckin' pills!
Toronto
Canadia
