Subway conductors

Conductor: Chambers Street-World Trade Center will be the next and last stop on this train.
Man: Can’t be next and last stop. Either it’s the next stop or the last stop!

–E train

Overheard by: Alan H.

Loudspeaker: After an earlier incident, the D as in W train is running…

–Pacific Street station

Overheard by: Lorelei