Hipster girl: ‘Flushing Queens’ would be a great name for a man.
Overheard by: Beautiful Barnard Woman
Drunk dude watching girl rip the shirt off a guy: What, no blood? Queens is lame.
Boyfriend to girlfriend: Prepare to be blown away by the majesty of Queens!
–E train platform, Penn Station
Conductor: This is a Queens‐bound A train.
–Brooklyn‐bound A train
Overheard by: Maggie
Conductor: This is a Queens‐bound… No, Manhattan‐bound… No, Queens… Wait, hang on. This is a Manhattan‐bound E train. Next stop: 53rd and Lex… Shit.
–Manhattan‐bound E train, 53rd & Lex
Announcement over the subway: This is not the Queens‐bound E train. [Half the train empties] This is the Queens‐bound E train.
–E train, Penn Station